Conceptual Art

Last weekend I went to the art carboot fair. Always fabulous stuff at this event.  Conceptual art is on my mind at present. reading Tony Godfrey's book, re-reading Susan Bright's book Art Photography Now.
At the fair an artist (just finished her MA) had a box that contained strips of card grouped in 13 strips, of conceptual statements.  Yours for just £2.50.
My 13 statements are:

• It's so foundation
• It's not turning me on
• It's such adolescent work
• It's very Shrigley (had to google to see who Shrigley is)
• I love how the piece works in the space
• This work is very clever
• It's so Louise Bourgeois
• This work is very playful
• I would prefer if there was less of it
• Its mere form and presence are pure justification for its existence
• This work leaves me wanting
• It almost ticks too many boxes

I'll keep these in mind over the next few weeks.